Squire Tingle and I share a dream of buying a house big enough to have a secret love room.
I’ve always wanted a secret room, accessible via an Indiana Jones stye bookshelf or secret panel. So adventurous, mysterious and exciting.
As you stepped into the room you would enter into a time and place of sumptuous beauty, elegant design, with a luxurious atmosphere that would ooze sensuality. The fabrics would be silk and satin and the whole room would be elaborately embellished with erotic artwork sure to ignite the romance and passion of anyone who dared enter this scarlet haven.
I don’t think there would be much furniture other than a bed and our tantra chair. Squire Tingle is quite the minimalist. Of course the bed would have to be a classic four poster (all the better for restraining me with) complete with a Tempur mattress and Egyptian cotton sheets. I hope there would also be room for a love swing.
I’m thinking a simple carpet with sheep skin rugs on the floor and beautiful wall paper covering one wall. I wonder if we can find one with erotic images like the Turkish restaurant in Covent Garden. The main focal point of the walls would be artistic and erotic photos of us from our boudoir photography shoot as well as large flat screen TV to watch sexy films or just relax to on a quiet night in.
Light is going to be hugely important. Good lighting can completely set the mood so there will need to be a number of different options. I love the new Philips LivingColors which give you amazing mood flexibility and the Sun Jars that provide that soft romantic candle light glow without the ensuing fire hazard! There would, of course, be a chandelier hanging from the ceiling. Wall lighting would be provided by lights made from casts of the sexiest bits of our anatomy (see Body Sculpture and Life Sculptures).
Lastly, but by no means least, there would need to be a wardrobe for all our toys and books.
And there you have my secret fantasy room! I hope I get to create it for real one day. Right now I’m feeling quite sleepy so I might just go and find Squire Tingle and see what he is up to.
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